Price: $28.99
(as of Dec 21,2022 18:59:54 UTC – Details)
Shart happens, but you don’t have to be the party pooper anymore with our hilarious shart survival kit!Never let Taco Tuesday strike fear into your heart again because now your guts can go nuts over those delicious bean-filled burritos because you’ll be fully equipped to handle any slippery bath room accidents without anyone else being the wiser!Not just an April Fool’s prank!That’s right! Bust this inappropriate restroom poop pranking pack out for birthdays, Father’s Day, or whenever you’ve finally had enough of your coworker Farting Frank in the back cubicle at work who thinks we can’t smell his super stinky farts but we totally can. Whether it’s for dad or other men in your life, they’ll get a kick out of this silly pocket size mini pooter pack.Can I actually use the stuff in this kit?Yup! When silent but deadly turns into “Oh my God, Chad. What’s running down your leg?!” the mud butt wet wipes, paper tissue pack, and disposable undies in this kit are fully useable and here for you. You can even keep the travel-size tin as a keepsake for the time you actually let a slippery one slide.Make Secret Santa unforgettableThis inappropriate White Elephant gift might get you onto Santa’s naughty list this holiday season, unless the big man himself uses this as the funniest stocking stuffer this Christmas. No one will ever forget this dirty (and maybe a little gross) yankee swap present from the office prankster.What’s in the box?You’ll receive a hinged metal tin “shart kit” containing a tissue pack, non-alcoholic wet wipes, white disposable underwear, survivor’s badge and an instructions card. Wipes NOT FLUSHABLE.Lifetime 100% money-back satisfaction guarantee!If you aren’t satisfied with your order, email us and we’ll respond within 24 hours to make it right – weekends included. Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!
PREPARE TO BE WIPED FROM ALL THE LAUGHTER. Urine for a treat because the jokes in this kit might be a little corny, but they definitely don’t stink. Your husband or boyfriend is guaranteed to be flushed when they open this funny bum set.
GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of Witty Yeti’s gag gifts and novelty products. If at any point you’re not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
THIS GAG GIFT GIVES NEW MEANING TO POTTY HUMOR. Your best pals are way too mature for fart jokes or toilet pranks, so we developed this high-class shart kit. Give ’em a present that’ll have them laughing so hard they may need a quick bathroom break…
PERFECT SOLUTION FOR YOUR ON-THE-RUN RUNS. There’s a reason why our fully-functional product is number 1 when it comes to number 2. Our tin includes a tissue pack, moist towelettes, disposable underpants and a survival badge for being so brave.